Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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