Pussy?
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Wat do u mean how?
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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