To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
