Don't you send me to vm
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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