Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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