i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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