Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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