party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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