Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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