I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
