You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
