yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
You work out of a Hotel?
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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