fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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