We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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