4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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