i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm passing your future prison.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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