I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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