Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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