I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Randomize
