You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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