I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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