New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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