My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
