saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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