she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It's shark week go big or go home
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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