Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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