mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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