She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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