no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
