Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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