Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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