is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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