At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize