are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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