shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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