there's paper in my vomit.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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