On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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