No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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