it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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