Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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