I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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