her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
We are two peas in an std pod
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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