It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Do plants get herpes?
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