what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
why do cheetos always look like penises
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
