Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I will pee on everything he values.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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