i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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