He asked to "fluff my boner.."
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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