can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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