There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
