You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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