We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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