You just made me feel so damn special
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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