Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
