with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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